Eviction Notice

Pregnancy Eviction Notice


Dear Miss Presley Elizabeth Souders,


Pursuant to the provisions of this pregnancy, you are hereby given an eviction notice and notice to vacate, on or before December 23, 2009, the premises and appurtenances owned by Ashlie, Mother of the City of Bellyville, which premises are now occupied by you. The current tenant has 40 days to gather her belongings and vacate the premises or she will be physically removed from the property. She is being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the front of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to property damage caused by these unapproved renovations, there are now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal.


Sincerely,

Your mother

*I saw this posted on another blog and thought it was too cute....and so true!