Bachelorette Mayhem

Meet the bachelorette
Who also happens to be my sister.

I'm going to leave the details of the weekend to a minimum, but just to sum it up there might have been:

A little drinking

Strippers

A penis straw that was used by the bride to poke said strippers in their calf

Lingerie

Security called...more than once

A fireman skit involving mouth to mouth resuscitation

Some mad dance skills...the sprinkler, the hammer, the cabbage patch...performed in the middle of a bar and on stage. (Don't worry, Melissa. I won't tell anyone it was you).

Also, I will neither confirm, deny or elaborate on any of the above happenings. Now for pictures!