Somedays I completely forget that Presley is just 2. A lot of times, I feel like I'm having a conversation with a teenager. I can only imagine the drama that is to come. Here is an example of some of things she has said recently that crack me up (even when I probably shouldn't be laughing).
Presley: "If you don't be nice I'm going to break your phone, and you'll cry berry loud".
Me: EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY?!? (I was completely shocked at her threat. I'm not sure where she would even come up with that??)
Presley: (after realizing she was going to get in trouble for her statement) "But I'm not going to do it right now...
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After going round and round with Presley about something, I finally told Presley, "I don't have all the answers". She contemplated my statement, and then retorted with, "well, I have all MY answers".
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Me: "Presley, it's time to turn Cinderella off".
Presley: "NO, Stepmother! If you turn my show off I will die".
( I could not stop laughing after that one. She will occasionally call me stepmother too. Maybe we need to lay off Cinderella, ha!)
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Instead of saying, "Ladies and Gentlemen". Presley says, "ladies and Jigglemen". I love it! She also calls hand sanitizer "hanitizer". Which, we all now call it. It's just easier to say.
3 comments:
That's absolutely adorable! Ava says some very teenager-type things to me, too. Never to David either. We're in for it!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I love it! Im loving all the hilarious things they say at this age:)
And 'hanitizer' will stick well through 1st or 2nd grade :) all my kids call it hanitizer and it's so funny :)
P.s. I love p's soccer pictures!! Definitely something Bryson will be doing next year!
This made me laugh!! These kids are crazy and I also have to remind myself that Jack is still only 2. I don't know where they come up with some of this stuff but it's really funny! Well, mostly. :)
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